Peregrin Took asks a question. I ask, can I explore those drums? They all look too rested.
Legolas is back. But I can't remember him ever in that book. Hmmm..... time to review for the next installment.
Mirkwood is overrated. Yes, giant spiders and woods are spooky. But Mirkwood is like a marshmallow brand compared to the name MORDOR. The name's cadence and inflection alone already give you a sense of doom. Give me Mordor!
And, OMG, Peter Jackson is a hobbit.