The CDC, yes, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has a Zombie Preparedness page.
For real.
Its says:
"So what do you need to do before zombies…or hurricanes or pandemics
for example, actually happen? First of all, you should have an emergency
kit in your house. This includes things like water, food, and other
supplies to get you through the first couple of days before you can
locate a zombie-free refugee camp (or in the event of a natural disaster,
it will buy you some time until you are able to make your way to an
evacuation shelter or utility lines are restored). Below are a few items
you should include in your kit, for a full list visit the CDC Emergency page.
- Water (1 gallon per person per day)
- Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)
- Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)
- Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery powered radio, etc.)
- Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)
- Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets)
- Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few)
- First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a
zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and
lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane)."
