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| Quora |
Resistance is futile. Road trips in Middle Earth must be mind mapped with Borg precision. There is much to assimilate.
Thursday, November 21, 2024
Wednesday, November 13, 2024
Thursday, September 19, 2024
№ 756. Friends
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| Screenrant |
That was just the start. Launched 30 years ago this month, the sitcom – which followed six twentysomethings living in New York, largely hanging out in the fictional coffee shop Central Perk – would become a cultural touchpoint for a generation. At its height, it was broadcast in 60 countries, each episode watched by 22 million viewers, all bewitched by sarcastic roommates Chandler (Matthew Perry) and Joey (Matt LeBlanc), uptight siblings Ross (David Schwimmer) and Monica (Courteney Cox), spoiled-but-sweet Rachel (Jennifer Aniston), and kooky Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow).
Tuesday, August 20, 2024
Saturday, August 3, 2024
Tuesday, March 5, 2024
№ 717. Typefaces & Fonts
But even if you don’t really notice them, you might sense it if something has subtly changed. That’s a feeling some people have had in recent weeks when they turn on their Microsoft Word programs.
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| Glasbergen |
Wednesday, May 24, 2023
Tuesday, November 24, 2020
№ 523. If I Die Young
If I Die Young
The Band Perry
If I die young, bury me in satin
Lay me down on a bed of roses
Sink me in the river at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Lord, make me a rainbow, I'll shine down on my mother
She'll know I'm safe with you when she stands under my colors
Oh, and life ain't always what you think it ought to be, no
Ain't even gray, but she buries her baby
The sharp knife of a short life
Well, I've had just enough time
If I die young, bury me in satin
Lay me down on a bed of roses
Sink me in the river at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song
The sharp knife of a short life
Well, I've had just enough time
And I'll be wearing white when I come into your kingdom
I'm as green as the ring on my little cold finger
I've never known the lovin' of a man
But it sure felt nice when he was holding my hand
There's a boy here in town, says he'll love me forever
Who would have thought forever could be severed by
The sharp knife of a short life
Well, I've had just enough time
So put on your best boys, and I'll wear my pearls
What I never did is done
A penny for my thoughts, oh no, I'll sell 'em for a dollar
They're worth so much more after I'm a goner
And maybe then you'll hear the words I've been singin'
Funny when you're dead, how people start listenin'
If I die young, bury me in satin
Lay me down on a bed of roses
Sink me in the river at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song
Oh-oh, oh-oh
The ballad of a dove
Go with peace and love
Gather up your tears, keep 'em in your pocket
Save 'em for a time when you're really gonna need 'em, oh
The sharp knife of a short life
Well, I've had just enough time
So put on your best boys, and I'll wear my pearls
Friday, May 8, 2020
№ 465. California on My Mind
Here's another big city story tinted with the recurrent song California Dreaming --- Chungking Express.
Sunday, August 18, 2019
№ 406. The F Word and the Orange Skull
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| Hail Hydra! |
Tuesday, May 21, 2019
№ 387. Rants of a Mad, Underwhelmed GOT Fanatic Suffering from Withdrawal Anxiety
For example:
1. There is no cinematic poetry when Queen Cersei, who was responsible for the beheading of popular Ned Stark, her counterpoint in GOT’s moral fulcrum, would die whimpering in the arms of her lover/brother. Whimpering was uncharacteristic. It was so not her. This is the same woman who endured the walk of shame head held high and delivered the kiss of death to Tyene. Shame. To be buried under the rubble of the Red Keep was not her lot. She deserved more! For all the pain she caused, it is karmic symmetry for her to have a catastrophic end. That queen b*tch deserved a dire, nuclear destruction! Destruction that’s on the scale of the bombing of the Great Sept of Baelor. Shame. Missandei cried “Dracarys!” before Cersei had her head cut off in front of the Dragon Queen / best friend and her barfy BaeWorm. DRACARYS it should have been!
I can picture it now: crouched in the middle of the Red Keep’s map room, in tight, resigned embrace: the ashes of the lionine twins, dissipating, with just their golden manes floating in the snow of dust. Cue in GOT theme in four voices.
2. Deus ex Arya? Nah! I would have wanted the Night King torched by dragon fire. Torched by, not one, but two ! (insert Count Dracula laugh track) So ok, fine, Drogon’s wasn’t enough. I get that. He’s too formidable and pivotal a nemesis to kill with just one magical creature. But to shatter because of Valyrian steel? C’mon! He lanced Viserion from the sky then resurrected it from the icy waters north of the wall. He also smirked and walked away from Drogon's pyrrhic breath! He’s surely more unbreakable than death by a simple prick of that pointy end. But with Rhaegal joining in the fun, after disposing of his blue-eyed brother Viserion, the Night King would have made a really toasty zombie! Apocalypse for the mighty undead who marched to annihilate the living with eternal winter. No less. See? Epic death.
3. Arya deserved a literal stab at Cersei’s manipulative heart. It would have been sweet justice. It would even out the score in the first season when she witnessed her father’s beheading. Plus, Cersei was on her list. At least, let her tick the murder off that list. Arya earned it. She trained for it. She bled for it for seven seasons! And then while nearing the top kill on her hit list, only to turn back after being told off by Sandor. Was that a Jedi mind trick, Clegane? And, was the Night King even on her list?!
(To be continued)
Tuesday, April 23, 2019
№ 386. Gaming GOT
How the empire of the dead will be routed would be the mother of all battles. Or maybe not. There's still the Iron Throne to be won after the face off with the Night King.
Sunday, October 7, 2018
Sunday, September 9, 2018
№ 377. The Secret Life of Old Songs
Escape (The Piña Colada Song)
Sunday, August 19, 2018
№ 374. Retiro X
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| Chungking Express Art |
She lip-reads her swift murders,
In urban-drenched neon monologues,
Fractured day dream sequences.
She sketches boarding passes on a tissue paper
Later thrown away, unread,
Melting in the midnight monsoon.
She sleepwalks in vindaloo alleys,
Concealed and armed by wigs and stilettos,
Tipsy with chaos, solitary and morbid deadlines.
Like the poisoned city she breathes,
She is livid, resigned and, cruel.
Saturday, April 28, 2018
Monday, October 16, 2017
№ 334. LA Envy
Thursday, October 13, 2011
№ 51. Star Wars
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| Jar Jar |
First, I'm a sucker for sweeping narrative strokes and the macro-enterprise. Let me count the ways. The allusions to the aging and frayed Roman Empire on the brink of collapse, the Senate horsetrading and grandstanding, the clash of ideals and ideology, the memory of Reagan's Strategic Defense Initiative (1980s!), hyperdrive and light saber proved too strong a pull towards the dark side.










